The 1000 plus

The Car Guard seems to be a South African phenomenon. Motorists are asked by attendants to make a donation for having their motor vehicle protected against theft of contents and vandalism. A group of South Africans tested if this scheme would work in USA, but ended up making a rather funny video on their rejections from US motorists.

It does seem that where there are car guards, the crime is negligible. Many of the guards are independent operators. Others are regulated by an official body who hire out the identifying vests. Still others are controlled by un-official bodies who take commissions from the car guards. A sort of protection scheme.

But one needs to ask the question: “ Who are the car guards protecting our property from?” Is the car guard taking “protection money” from the motorist? Is the car guard protecting the property against those who are a little less employed than they themselves are? Their buddies.

A similar protection racket made headlines at a Synagogue in Oslo. Of course the liberal/leftist media inflated the 20-odd muslims holding hands in a ‘ring of peace’ to over a thousand. Yes, there were over a thousand people including those attending the Synagogue. Only some 20-odd muslims. Hardly a ring of peace.

Well, this is not about the conniving media. This is supposed to be a feel-good story about a muslim “ring of peace” formed to “protect” Jews at an Oslo synagogue. 

Pictures from multiple angles show that there were not enough people to form a ring. The far-left ‘Think Progress’ site published a story  “More Than A Thousand Muslims Form Human Shield Around Norwegian Synagogue After Copenhagen Attacks.” Reuters reported that “More than 1000 Muslims formed a human shield around Oslo’s synagogue on Saturday, offering symbolic protection for the city’s Jewish community and condemning an attack on a synagogue in neighbouring Denmark last weekend.” Even Radio Free Europe/Radio Liberty reported “More than 1,000 Muslims formed a human shield around an Oslo synagogue on February 21, offering symbolic protection for the city’s Jewish community and condemning an attack on a synagogue in neighbouring Denmark the previous weekend.”

In even worse news, it appears as if the organizer, Ali Chishti, of the muslim “peace ring” is a virulent anti-Semite, 9/11 truther, a gay-basher, and an Israel-hater.  Chishti said bluntly in 2008, “I hate Jews and how they operate.”

Put that together with the fact that if muslims follow their founder’s example and teaching (like ISIS, Al-Qaeda  etc do) all Jews and Christians have to be killed. There are at least 109 verses in the Koran demanding this action.

Twenty muslims in a ring of peace against millions of blood-lust obsessives. Like the car guards - a racket.

Fokjo

Is Jesus Black or White?

Top honors to Gareth - a Noddy Badge

You are so funny. 

I was channel surfing a while back - and was on your ‘Comedy Central’ show long enough to see the stage backdrop: "Is Jesus black or white?"

So funny  decades ago when the black freedom theology movement was popular. 

You are much like that well known South African comic film-producer-actor  who re-hashes YouTube  funnies in his movies.

Where have you been keeping your head? 

 By now the world (which includes you) should know the answer to ‘Is Jesus black or white?’  is . . . .  "No". 

At least you got the tense - 'is' - correct. Therefor a Noddy badge for you!

Why don't you do one like this: "Was Mahomed a paedophile, necrophiliac, bandit, or a genocidal maniac? 

The answer to that question is "YES"

Ag, jy is te bang vir dit. So . . . .

Fokjo!

Obama revises history

Students at a Christian school in Nigeria
burnt to death by Islamist Boko Haram

Does Obama write his own speeches, or does he use the services of speech writers? Most senior politicians have them. Those who hold high office, like Obama, do not have the time to research material and compose well thought out arguments and policy relevant prose. Whoever writes the speech will of course pass it by the presidential aids and the president himself to make sure party politics, facts/lies and propaganda are cohesive. 

So the speech Obama gave at the National Prayer Breakfast on February 5, must have been scrutinized and discussed by at least 20 of the presidents closest consultants.

How is it possible that so many idiots can be in one place at one time – and in the White House at that. They are idiots for getting the history wrong, or they are idiots for thinking everyone else would not notice that they revised the history.

Regarding the Islamic atrocities in the news of late, Obama claimed that Christians have been equally guilty of such atrocities. Get off your “high horse” he says.

Well let us have a look at that.

Let us put aside the case where Islamic State (IS or ISIS) placed a Jordanian pilot in a cage and set him alight – all viewable on video. Maybe these were over enthusiastic men driven by adrenalin.

Obama said that that is not Islam. Moslems don’t do that, but Christians do worse.

Think on these: Beheadings, sex slavery, open market selling of slaves, crucifixions, burning people alive, mass executions of civilians and captives, stoning, chopping children in half, public hanging of gays, public beating of women, forced conversions, looting and destruction.

During last year’s holy month of Ramadan more than 1000 muslims were killed by their fellow muslims. To put this in perspective, when the Pope gives his annual address in St Peter’s square to thousands of Catholics, has there ever been attacks by Protestants. Only one attack on the life of the Pope by a muslim.

Ah, you may say, what about the Crusades. Yes the Crusades. Look at the Crusades. Look, look. Outside of popular myth, the Crusades were an extensive decades long enterprise. They were an attempt to halt the advances of muslim forces that had already taken Jerusalem and large tracts of the middle east. The muslims wiping out anyone of another faith and practicing their horrors on the native populations just as they do today. The first Crusade was launched to protect those on pilgrimage to Jerusalem. The muslim advance on some fronts overran, besides the middle east, North Africa, Spain, parts of France, Italy. Greece. And finally they were stopped at the gates of Vienna, and by Charles Martel at the battle of Tours in October 732 in France. I remind you – all the while, like today, the muslim practiced their horrors. It is a good thing for a muslim to do these things. Reason being, that their prophet, Mohammed, the perfect man, hero to all muslims, did these things, and instructed his followers to do the same.

In contrast, Jesus never raised his hand to anyone except to heal and bless. Yes, I know, he did say he brings a sword. But not on his opponents, but the sword of his opponents would be on his followers. Therefore any atrocity committed by a Christian is not of Jesus, while any atrocity by a muslim is of Mohammed.

Yesterday IS (ISIS) beheaded 21 Egyptian Coptic Christians who were looking for work. IS themselves released the video, no doubt with ‘Allah u Akbar’ on the audio track.

Get off my high horse? To stand at the same level as you Obama, IS (ISIS) and your allah?.

Fokjo, 

Paper Fail Day

Like Hitler, and others, it seems Obama also has the honour of adorning the most important room in the house. One does not actually see the vile spot where the paper is used but it requires many years training in skilled fingers. It is not a piece of my anatomy I have seen – literally or figuratively. Obama is perhaps the only one who does see my nought. Better than actually using this paper, is the few moments of quiet contemplation about actually using the paper.

What fleetingly passes one’s mind is that perhaps this paper will fail in the same way that the Obama administration does.

There are two things I can do about paper-fail.

First, to make up for all the paper-fails, I, as Fokjo in Chief, have declared a public holiday as compensation. This is an official global holiday. ’Paper Fail Day’. Global, because everybody who uses loo paper, experiences paper-fail some or other time. Therefor everybody recognizes such days, and I have just declared a Public Holiday at full pay. And Global to boot. Seeing as the paper industry takes no responsibility for the performance or non-performance of their product this day will serve as compensation.

Second, the prospect of your fingers unintentionally coming into contact with your nought can be stressful and/or infuriating. In the end, such a finger is bothersome because extra special care has to be taken in getting dressed without touching your clothes, in washing carefully and diligently, and not thinking about who you will next meet and shake hands with. “Hello Moho, I had a paper-fail, but I did wash my hands five times, paying special attention to my finger.”

For those of you who find it particularly stressful just thinking whether the paper will fail or not (and use whole wads of paper that block the drains) I have designed and patented customized paper that will not fail. I have managed this feat by manufacturing it with ready-made finger holes. No more stress. Your finger will meet the mark. Fail safe ringer. Nought at 100%

The Muslim fetish is to do the cleanup with the left hand, leaving the right hand ‘clean’ to eat and greet etc. In the legal process a thief has his right hand lopped off leaving him with the left defiled hand. This makes him a social outcast. I have always wondered though for those who still have both hands, how one washes the left hand without using the right hand.

 I get great pleasure in greeting these people with a firm right hand shake as a . . .

Fokjo.